Who would win in a fight, Baby Einstein or Barbie? Baby Einstein isn’t a character. He’s just a brand. So that imaginary fight wouldn’t be a fistfight. It’d be a fight for mind share and market share.
Somehow, a generation raised on treacly, Muzak-playing "Baby Einstein" DVDs have not yet cured baldness, invented personal jetpacks, or unified the theories of quantum mechanics and special relativity ...