Having said all that as an introduction, perhaps it is time to get to the point, which is to mention the importance of inanimate objects. Not just the object itself, but the memories and familiarity ...

Or at least give us an interesting inanimate object to follow, like Claire’s hair. Badvertising Heroes Television TWITTER Watch: Kapow! Building the Classy Lego '66 Batmobile ...

Humans are hardwired to see faces — even in inanimate objects. We have a lima bean-shaped part of our brains dedicated to facial recognition. But this process isn't always straightforward ...

In the quirky Radiotopia gem Everything Is Alive, which ran from 2018 to 2023, podcasting vet Ian Chillag (Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me) interviewed inanimate objects voiced by improvisers ...