How do you tell difference between Florida native and transplant? Rain. Native Floridians don’t run when it rains. They know it’ll stop in ten minutes. Transplants panic and hide. Natives don’t use umbrellas. Alligators. Natives see gator and keep walking. Transplants stop and take pictures. Natives know you leave them alone. Hurricanes. When storm’s coming natives go to Publix for supplies. Transplants evacuate for Category 1. Natives know which storms matter. Temperature. Transplants complain