I popped over to Portland Victoria for a wee bit and of course fell straight into their history and 3000 slides. If you know me then you know I have a pretty ordinary sense of humour but my line here is when getting to know the locals is - ''I found you don't have Tinder in Portland mate, you go to ancestry dot com for a date, isn't that right?'' The response every time is , ''nah that's the Tasmanians smarty. Turns out the fella who settled here illegally in 1834 was Sussex grazier Thomas Henty